wanting to be different in a "special" kind of way

Once again, my easily influenced self wants superpowers!

But I want the cool kind, not the "special" kind I currently have.

Right now my "special" powers are limited to being able to fall over myself, get shocked getting out of cars, and causing injuries with paper. (I threw a business card at my brother and gashed his forehead, drawing blood, much to the unhappiness of my mother.)

Yay, me.