- never eat sour worms before bedtime -

freakshow dreams - there were furry stumpy-legged tarantulas the size of my fist.. and soggy equally-large-and-furry mutant ladybugs stuck in door hinges and under plastic bowls, having been drenched with bug spray by the cambodian dad of the guy who was hosting our AA meeting.

after i helped to get rid of the bugs, by tossing them out via bucket-line, i hitched a ride to my coworker Ness' place because she wanted to show me the caribbean blue velour diamante dress she was wearing to the prime minster's birthday ball.

leaving her to get dressed, i managed to get lost walking and ended up in Scotland, where i found out my husband George (i married a Weasley??) was raising alpacas to use their fleece for toupees, an idea he got after watching his great-aunt go bald.

i woke up terrible confused.