..today's excitement: Rock Hard Broccoli.

dinner started off innocently enough. tasty home cooked steak complete with steamed carrot (though Kaz would consider steamed carrot a sinister beginning), boiled baby potatoes (poor baby taytoes..), and blanched broccoli, with homemade mushroom sauce.

halfway through snarfing down dinner, my knife takes a break from murdering steak to focus its attention on the broccoli..

..it slices cleanly through the broccoli's brains, splitting its head neatly in two..

..and then..

..BANG!

the knife blade was obliterated by the unexpected hidden superpowers of the amazing, rock-solid, Broccoli NECK.

..well, to be fair, the broccoli wasn't actually that hard, i ended up smushing it with my fork, so maybe it was just that broccoli was that particular knife's kryptonite.

Broken Knife and its identical twin brother, Other Knife:

..waitasec. where did the busted blade go..?

..it has been claimed by Ninja Fridgemagnet Horse!!

"Why, hello there, young grasshopper. Welcome to your very first lesson in Equine Sword Mastery 101."

"As is tradition in many fine schools of martial arts, one of the first things to master is, of course, how to battle fruits. For instance, this very bowl of fine specimens I am currently pointing at."

"..Now, watch me carefully as I show you how it is done."

"...HAIYYYYYAAAHHHH!!!!"

..those oranges didn't stand a chance.